関乃山（せきのやま）Sekinoyama
フラれるのが関の山。しかし、それでも恋に真っ向勝負の立ち合いで挑む。Getting dumped is about the best he can manage — his ‘sekinoyama,’ the absolute limit of what he can do. Even so, he charges every romance head-on, straight off the line like a true wrestler.
Market-Cossy（マケコシ）
どの場所でも７勝８敗で負け越してしまう。それでも恋の土俵に立ち続ける。Finishes every tournament 7 wins, 8 losses — forever one bout short of a winning record. Still he keeps climbing back onto the ring of love.
Isami-Assy（イサミアシ）
調子に乗りすぎて、余計なことを言ってフラれてしまう。それでも調子に乗り続ける。Gets carried away, says one word too many, and loses the girl for it — a textbook ‘isamiashi,’ a step over the line. And yet, he keeps getting carried away.
松田（待った）Matsuda
恋の立ち合いでいつも「待った」をかけてしまう。もう一歩を踏み出せない弱虫。At the moment of truth he always calls ‘matta’ — a false start — and pulls back. A coward who can never take the final step.
床乃山（とこのやま）Tokonoyama
力士のマゲを結い上げる専門の職人。力士の精神的なケアも担う。The craftsman who ties up the wrestlers’ topknots — and quietly looks after their emotional wellbeing, too.